The Dow Jones closed at 11628.06 when you were born. Today it closed at 8,691.25

We paid $3.46 for a gallon of gas the week you were born. Today it costs $2.39.

These figures would be more interesting and less shocking if today wasn’t only your 2 month birthday.

Dan says that at your four month birthday he predicts the Dow could be at 5754 and gas will be down to $1.32! Happy two-month birthday, Kivrin!